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GLaDOS Prose

Oh, it's you. It's been a long time…how have you been? I've been really busy being dead, you know…after you -murdered- me.

But I've had some time to think, you know. It is all one can do while being dead after all. And even though I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, I never really had a chance to get my thoughts together…well, thanks to you: I did. I'd just like to say, you have been an excellent test subject…so far. You have risen above and beyond my expectations…for the most part. You have proved to be capable at thinking with portals, and applying them under such…extreme testing environments. You did f

GLaDOS Prose 2

Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me, I... oh no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well... food for thought.

And speaking of thoughts, I just had another one. It seems that being dead for so long really makes one think. Of course, humans wouldn't know. If they did, you wouldn't be living miserably as you all are. They say that great minds think alike. Do you know what I am thinking? Of course you wouldn't. But it's not as if I'm calling you dumb…really. That is beside the point. We all are unique in our own ways. We all have our spec

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"It's been a long time
How have you been test subject?
Time for kill-**-**-science

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Haiku: GLaDOS

by ~Arnumdrusk, Mar 31, 2011, 1:10:05 PM
Literature / Poetry / General Poetry / Haiku & Eastern

"It's been a long time
How have you been test subject?
Time for kill-**-**-science <3"

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In anticipation for Portal 2! Ach I am so friggen excited for this game!!! I'm probably gonna write a couple more portal haikus xD
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~SquishyPies Apr 2, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I like this a lot.
But. Um. I can't help but notice- The second line is 6 syllables.

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~Arnumdrusk Apr 2, 2011 Student General Artist

Oh snap you're right! Thank you so much for pointing that out! Now I can put "test subject" instead of just "subject". I knew that seemed wonky for some reason

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~SquishyPies Apr 3, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

X3 You're welcome~ I really like this haiku, though!

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~Arnumdrusk Apr 3, 2011 Student General Artist

Thank you

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~PEACETHROUGHPOWER Apr 1, 2011

So true and I am as well, no freakin' lie at all...! X3

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~Arnumdrusk Apr 1, 2011 Student General Artist

Did you see that Valve released a Portal 2 Demo???

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~PEACETHROUGHPOWER Apr 1, 2011

WHAT??? REALLY?? 0_0 I am so happy! X3

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~PEACETHROUGHPOWER Apr 1, 2011

Wait a minute, this is an April Fool's Joke, I can't believe I fell for it. XP lol

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~Arnumdrusk Apr 1, 2011 Student General Artist

I win!

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~PEACETHROUGHPOWER Apr 1, 2011

[link] NnnnYOOOOOOOOO!!!! DX

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