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Look Nick, a ladder!
Maya, that's not a ladder
That's a stepladder.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: THIS IS NOT A STAMP THIS IS A HAIKU; PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION BELOW




Amazingly relevant stamp from here xD: [link] (made by :iconkristhegooseman:)

I wanted to write a Haiku to sum up the Ace Attorney Series, and this is the first thing I thought of xD

EDIT: See the epic in court faceoff here OMG LOL: [link]

EDIT: Okay, I removed the stamp as the preview image since apparently no one reads the artists comments anymore. IT'S A POEM PEOPLE, NOT A STAMP. If you guys want to see that awesome stamp (that is not my creation in any way shape or form) then just click the link I put for it above in the artists comments.
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Tecna-assassin13 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Random Haiku response (This is my first epic fail of a haiku...): 

It is a ladder
I say step ladder thats all
Sexual tensions, no? 

OHONHONHONHON *FRANCE GTFO!!* 
Everytime there is an arguement about ladders, it gets to a point where I think they are sexual tensions....and the ladder is an object for that purpose; a stripper stair. APH: Onion France France (I'm awesome because...) [V2] France emote France emote France emote France emote France emote France emote France emote 
Well, that's my view on your 'Ladder VS Step-ladder' thing. IT'S NEITHER!! 
It's a stripper stair....and a chair, and a murder weapon, and a bike rack, and a clothes rack, and a tent frame, and a coffee table, a piece of furniture, and scrap metal with potential. 
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Arnumdrusk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh you're so close, your last line actually has one more syllable than it needs!

uh, okay, that was a lot of information at once o.O
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Tecna-assassin13 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aww dang. 

I just have really randomly kinky thoughts that came into my head just now....it's like a common cold, they appear just randomly all of a sudden. 
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Arnumdrusk Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Good for you I guess?
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Tecna-assassin13 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PLz teach me how to haiku. I dunno how to do them ;_;
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Arnumdrusk Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Student General Artist
haha, well I'm no expert but the basic format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables. 

This, for example
Counting the syllables here
This is a Haiku

If you want to go all out then you would involve some sort of natural imagery, and the last line is supposed to contrast the first two lines.
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Shiiwolf Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
Beautiful.
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The-Last-Dragon Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Student General Artist
You swapped them. Nick saids its a ladder and Maya saids its a stepladder and that Nick needs to get a new perspective. But still :heart:!!!
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Arnumdrusk Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Student General Artist
Really? I could have sworn it was the other way around? *Looks up*
Hah! I was right! See? [link]

Glad you like it though xD
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The-Last-Dragon Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Student General Artist
oOo
Jeez. I read it so many times. I was sure it was the other way around. Those two are just confusing.
Well, thanks for correcting me.
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